To those wondering, this is føroyskt, which is the beautiful language of the Faroe Islands.Its roots are in old western Norse so it has similarities to the Nordic languages, especially Icelandic. Eivør Pálsdóttir, known mononymously as Eivør, is a Faroese singer-songwriter and actress. Born and raised in Syðrugøta, she had her first televised performance at the age of 13. TRANSLATION: Spellbound I am, I amThe wizard has enchanted me, enchanted meSpellbound deep in my soul, in my soulIn my heart burns a sizzling fire, a sizzling fireSpellbound I am, I amThe wizard has enchanted me, enchanted meSpellbound in my heart’s [More]
Now that the Pentagon has become more candid about UFO’s, NASA asked experts, THAT WOULD BE ME, to explain humanity to any interplanetary tourists.  Frankly, your timing is excellent! Right now, many Americans are more likely to roll out a welcome mat to an alien from Mars than from Mexico. As America’s Best Christian™, glory, I am called to explain to you something called “Human Religion.” *but only the 2 or 3 that matter. Programming note: Skip NASA’s lesson on “Human Logic.” Otherwise, you will become inexorably confused trying to learn “Human Religion.” Trust me: This course relies in no [More]